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Fashion Do’s And Don’ts, According to Yoko

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By Johara Al Mogbel

Yoko is the DR diva alter ego and office therapist. She’s the “head” that keeps us sane and fashionably sound. Baffled? Check @destinationryd on Instagram to meet Yoko.

 

Yoko Oh Yes

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Ooh this girl is chic. Who else would match their dress to their carry on? Much approved.

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If we could change one thing in this dapper Cuban’s outfit it would be that Hermes belt, but with a billingham back one cannot fault the need to brag a little. Mere mortals: Do not attempt unless in beachy city.

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Purple New Balances with an ankle sock and white jeans with a blue sneakers? Check, check, and check. This couple know they’re comfy.

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The popped collar is meh, but the bag and the trench coat? Saunter on, stylish gentleman. Saunter on.

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Hemp and diamonds are a girl’s best friend, didn’t you know? They’re this girl’s friend, anyway. Gah-orgeous.

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Males, take note: This is how you do roll up jeans. Fix your build while you’re at it. But do avoid the hair. Please, and thank you.

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It’s high time guys carried their own hand sanitizer and wet wipes, and this is not a bad way to do it. Not a bad way at all.

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There is so much right in this picture, I don’t know how to start. The flowing blouse in a lovely shade of blue? The gorgeous oxfords that pair with that gorgeous backpack? Bless you, elegant hijabi. Bless you.

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This woman nailed it nicely with a grey confection with a proper length and mismatched hijab to give it texture. Oh, yes!

 

Yoko Oh No

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There is nothing worse than a dragging abaya. Unhygienic, seeing as it sweeps the entire unclean floor with you. Don’t. Just don’t.

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We hate to criticize children, but don’t pull up those socks, chica. It’s so 80s.

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How not to do polka dots. Oh, lady, if only you’d worn different pants. Yoko oh no!

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ALERT. ALERT. CRIMINAL OFFENSE IN SIGHT. Woman! Who goes to Disney in sky-heels??

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Just because ripped jeans are all the craze doesn’t mean you can slice up your pants like Swiss cheese. Moderation is the key, darlin’. And by moderation I mean no.

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There is color coordinating your outfit and then there’s this. Where do I even start?

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Your tenacity to color-block is admirable, really, but perhaps you might revise the tone of colors?

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What’s wrong here? Yeah, that outfit looks perfectly fine and it would be if it wasn’t in the middle of a scorching summer. Winter vests should stay in winter.

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Clothes should only have zippers where they’re actually used. What, you’re going to air your knees out now? And the shoes. Everything. I’m being blinded.

 

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